disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

itssexualhour:

my boyfriend and i were getting down and dirty and the only clothing left was my batman pants and he turned to me, deadly serious as he took them off and said “batgirl, time to prepare your batcave for the batmobile” and i started crying with laughter and in the end we didnt even have sex we were laughing too much

(Source: itssexualhour)

groovhy-riot:

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

LITERALLY ME EVERY FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE NO JOKE

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)


(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online


(Source: endlessanimation)

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

image

(Source: illkim)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich